Game to End Party

Read this at the end of your demonstration. The person with the most points wins! You can give a prize to the person with the least points, also!

I wonder who came here from afar, Give yourself 5 if you came by car. Were you on time? Not one minute late? Punctuality pays so give yourself 8. A watch is 6 and each ring is 2 10 more points if your eyes are not blue. Score yourself 5 if you show any pink, But take away 10 if you left dishes in the sink. Count all of your buttons...each gives you 1 Except if they are white and then you get none. For each bow that you have add on 2 (Note: shoelace bows count) But safety pins are taboo, So for each one you're wearing you must subtract 2. 1 point for each year that you have been wed, But take away 5 if you have on red. Now sons are neat, on that we agree So for each one you have you now may add 3. But when adding up points, girls are worth more So for each one that you have go ahead and add 4. If you kissed your husband or boyfriend today, add 12 but into your personal life we must delve... If you kissed them both you must subtract 20 Because you're in trouble and trouble aplenty! Now that's all there is so total your score Except if you're a special friend, there's one more. It's 50 points bonus for a V.I.P. If you'll be a hostess for a ________________________________ Party for me!